That’s okay, this ~20-tweet Twitter thread probably says enough for all of us...

“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

Yes, I believe they call it “melanin.”

Next time Nolan asks him to mask up, Hardy should tell him it would be extremely painful....

It always looks weird to me when someone’s upper lip is larger than their bottom lip.

He’s the hero for killing off the entire Dorne plot for good.

Gun idolaters are always serious. Guns solve all problems presented by the human condition. The only question remains, what would Jesus shoot? .223 or 7.62?

At least the truck stood its ground...

I’m sorry that having a strong conviction about one of the biggest ethical questions of our day frightens you so much. You do not have a monopoly on watching a loved one suffer and die, and you don’t get to make me feel like I’m doing something wrong by accepting that death comes to all of us and making peace with…

He moved on him like a bitch.

Toilet paper doesn’t come already covered in shit.

It’s not the tint that was “too dark” :/ :/ :/

Hopefully this will open her eyes to the absurdity of believing in an invisible sky-god. Hopefully this will reveal to her the deep-seated bigotry and hatred that underlies the vast majority of religions. Hopefully this will make her realize that what they preach is not what they practice. Hopefully she will go on…

Farage is the piece of shit you can’t get out of the stitching in your shoes. He needs to go back up the arse of that glob of orange puke in the White House.

I want to see a She-Hulk action/cringe-comedy film. That would be glorious.

I have a warning about befriending Muslims around Ramadan. Last time I did it was with some tenants I had. Late one day, one of them came running to my office in a panic saying there was a leak in his apartment and everything was getting soaked. I raced over there with my giant wrench to turn off the water and found…

The first Women in Animation World Summit will be held this year in June at the Annecy International Animation Festival.

It may surprise you to hear this (spoiler: it won’t, but it will definitely depress you), but a huge portion of the country is deeply racist, and will deliberately vote for the party that will bring the Republic to ruin so long as oppressed minorities get crushed worse than they do on the way down.

Thank you. The patting. The fucking patting. He there-there-little-girl’d Angela Merkel. And then Shinzo Abe and Gorsuch and Comey–all. the. time. with. the. patting.

Even in a minimum security prison, I fear for Jared Kushner’s safety.