So basically any data entry is “women’s work” and beneath this guy? Does he not understand that technology has replaced those factory jobs he longs for and there’s no going back?

HATED Ethan Frome!!!!!! Also, Red Vadge of Courage (I remember 10 ppl in class clearly went to SparkNotes because their papers we almost identical and mostly covered the JC initials meaning that character was Jesus theory...) and Walden once I found out his whole experiment was a lie.

You don’t want to invite that upon yourself. These crazies legit believe it’s necessarily, esp in those crazy “inner cities.”

Which is so untrue! The celebrity part definitely, but I’m speaking about the dresses! I’m in DC (and NoVa) and there are plenty of formal frocks to go around. However, long underwear and hand/foot warmers for the women’s march are being sold out!

I know I’m late to the game, but I’d be remiss by not pointing out the most complicated/problematic scene with the stepmom as she shows Reese how to cover up a black eye.

Seriously I thought Jodie Sweetin did a great job acting that scene out. I saw real promise in her ability to do other stuff. Now Candace’a acting in the same scene......

I’ll be going to your site regularly (already bookmarked!) and checking out The Toast. This and Kitchenette were all that we're keeping me here these days (well, and the annual Scary Stories).

I suppose we’ve encountered already the butter lovers and the people with fake hands who are immune to hot temperature. Raw meat guy is here like every week. This is the first jelly pizza travesty at encountered in my 31 years on this planet...

I was literally coming here just to say that!

you must be the devil that convinced my mom to take home a huge box of candy corn from her former job working at a deli in a grocery store...

As a lady in DC who needs to dress up when Congress is in session and loves a real wrap dress, I’d definitely pass on this one. Too expensive, the fake-wrap thing isn’t my fav, and there is no way that dress would look good on my 5’1 and curvy body!

I guess we know how Josh Duggar is spending his “rehab” time...

Let it go, dude. You're wrong, you aren't convincing anyone. You should back away slowly and write an essay explaining why you relish the thought of punishing children for the actions of their parents.

I know it is for modest, but a part of me who remembers working at Victoria’s Secret in my 20’s thinks they should publish some of the pics showing the underwear in dressing rooms! Please, please DO NOT try on the swimsuit bottoms without your underwear... and if you buy it remove the weird crotch tape and wash.…

Yes! Even when I was my absolute skinniest and “scrawniest” (some mean ppl would say) I still had skin that folded when I bent over or moved around. Like, I can’t have skin or veins or wrinkles in my clothes? How am I ever going to be able to go to the beach!
Of course, now that I gained a bunch of weight and have…

Like, I can’t even have veins? I have no idea what diet is gonna get rid of those and I’m pretty sure I need them...

YES! I knew it was all lies, but as a DD woman who has needed bras since elementary school I’ve always been bummed by the options in bathing suit tops! I have to have straps, underwire, and some padding in my swimsuits just to keep my breasts up... and then the cup has to also fit the size of each breast. I see these…

Your story was legit life changing and hilarious!

Best writing of the week! “Caramel Golem” and the phrase, “Her smooshed up face looked like a eager slice of wet ham as she continued eyeballing me while I poured her drink into the cup.” are like poetry and have me dying of laughter! I’m so sorry that happened to you, but that is legit the best story that you get to…

I’ve been rocking my flip flops here on the East Coast for years... much to the disdain of many