we weren’t boyfriends and girlfriends after that

I think The Kid was King’s way of distinguishing between his villains and true psychopaths. Even Flagg’s criminal followers like Trash and Lloyd were portrayed somewhat sympathetically. They’re shown to be broken people who are flawed from their raising and environment rather than truly evil. The Kid was immune to…

Considering shelter in place began as a somewhat-novel upending of social expectations and is now dragging on as an interminably boring slog with no real end in sight, Kohan seems like the perfect showrunner for the job.

D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

Absolutely Awesome, Dowd.

I’m not sure it’s such a cheap narrative device when the villain has a gemstone that controls time, and when that villain was already shown reversing time.

My son was six when this came out and had seen some of the other movies at home, but got a little freaked out by some of the scarier scenes, so I didn’t take him to this one either. I saw it, drove home, told him and my wife to get dressed, and drove right back to the theater with them. I watched him instead of the…

“It’s a candy necklace of a movie: sweet but chalky.”

Ahhh yes, a floating cosmic turtle that appears near the very end of a 1,000 page novel is the highlight of IT, not the psychopathic clown that terrorizes children.

Not really, they kept taking it out of the cows ass.

Tomorrow: “Sorry about those Down Syndrome comments, folks. I must have been on my period.”

When Daredevil’s not on screen, everyone should be asking, “Where’s Daredevil?”

“That machine was almost too good,” one of the Neff managers tells Jimmy about a copier he fondly remembers. “Counterfeiters used it to make color copies of $5 bills.” Bet Jimmy’s filing that idea away for later.

I’d throw in Matt Damon in The Departed. While he had played a bad guy in The Talented Mr. Ripley, by 2006 he was much more widely known for the heroic action star roles or Mr Nice Guy roles. And he played off both of those images in The Departed by being a terrible villain who went undercover as a heroic cop and a…

Oh, bother.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Then we would never spend money in America at all.

These are teens, leave them alone.

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