Yeah na dude you wrecklessly killed a guy.

This was beautiful. And I’ll take it to heart. Especially because my similar collective life experiences are exactly what make me feel old. I also had a difficult childhood, husband, partner of 12 yrs, had cancer at 24 when we had our first child, went into serious medical debt, several heartbreaking layoffs, both my…

LMAO at this! But I hadn’t thought about it, and I bet you’re right. : (

Pro-tip, don’t call random women honey, it’s condescending as shit.

You dont have a very high opinion of men if that’s your take. Sad. Have a nice day.

I didn’t know Rachel Ray was in Maxim lol thats actually awesome! I just hate her schtick its so so so not my bag, same as the pioneer woman and semi-homemade meals lady. But na my husband is so fucking vanilla he doesn’t even masturbate that much because we have copious amounts of gross secks and that takes effort…

Yeah I gotta say staying quiet is a fucking problem. These people need to be challenged at every turn until they can go to their rooms and think about what they’ve done. But then again I’m hardwired to blurt out something when I feel someone is being gravely stupid.

Good god you are correct.

Fuck.

This is why you don’t show all your cards everytime the hand ends! I swear this man is acting as though we aren’t watching him 24/7... buddy... patterns emerge and there are entire agencies dedicated to that shit. This is why everytime he blathers about “not telegraphing our plans” drives me insane. Because he’s the…

It’s called his “Inauguration Fund”.

For all the things the troll claims to know they appear to forget that there are professionals who put aside their personal feelings every single day for their work, like transcriptionists/stenos/captioners. But then again a troll isn’t a rational person. I just mostly wanted to let you know that someone out there…

Everytime I look at DTs face I have a major, major conflict with my last meal.

It takes two to do the baby making tango mujercita!

LMAO okay this was hilarious but this line forced tears from my eyes:

Ha! A lot of what you said resonates *deeply* with me, although I am a skosh your junior at 30. I have a pretty significant ongoing battle with anxiety and out of all the things that have bothered me, I never saw “aging” as being one of them! But it hit me like a ton of bricks one day and I’ve yet to fully reconcile…

Surely the dildo fairy can find him a big veiny dong to gargle?

YES DUDE. Which it’s all inevitably layered with multiple reasons to infuriate.

I was thinking I wouldn’t even say that shit to my kid if they brought home a C let alone the fucking president and the scale of his responsibilities. I literally hold my 7 year old to a higher standard.

I guess, admittedly, I’ve yet to “grow up”. I am in denial I’m getting old and not only do I not want to be old, I don’t want to *feel* old. I make dick jokes and take sexy selfies for my husband or silly ones with my kids. I also exchange the most purposefully hideous selfies with my best friend. Lol. You could say…