Eat shit you stupid fuck

Hahahahaahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha my christmas green bean casserole will never be the same

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This is going to have to be my new favorite past time now and my children will be neglected thanks a lot sod!

I don’t wanna be debbie downer but these stories are a lot more rare than “Look at these rich dicks” lol but I liked the story anyway : )

THIS X INFINITY

White people have terrible definitions of fat/thin. Iirc it was a white guy saying she got fat on Twitter that originated the topic.

ALL THE FUCKS AND ALL THE YOUS

This is pleasantly normal.

Giveaways to have a pop star do your Brazilian wax?

I’m creepily interested if a “bedtime routine” has transpired. Like shower, moisturizer? Mundane shit?

It’s cool to look good naked but also I like burritos so Khloe’s diet/life sounds hellish.

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Gracias!

Just some various strange words that I smooshed together one night from some commentariat conversations haha : ) ty.

“Please feel free to add this new development to your constantly evolving suspect board of red string and computer printouts tacked to a cork board in your bedroom.”

Another man blaming his shortcomings on a woman, even from nearly a decade ago. How quaint.

Is this what you call yourself when you really love hailee steinfeld?

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Steve Harvey is what happens when a man thinks he’s much more important and special than he really is. He really is part of the Trump family!