neonfuckninja
Neon Fuckninja
neonfuckninja

+1 for the excellent math work.

I’m still having trouble understanding how one doesnt know (or claims to not) a Jewish person. Did he not learn about the holocaust in school? Read The Diary of Anne Frank? Watch Schindlers List? Everyone likes Liam Neeson. That sounds like a lie or he is dumber than I thought, neither of which make me feel

Bible thumping white guy, entitled dbag... story checks out. Move along now and drive safe y’hear?

I want to say I’ve heard that saying yearsssss ago. Boy how things change. I’m not even that old! Shit shouldn’t have escalated like *this*! Seriously though what will it take for dummies to hate this guy, because the Sandusky thing kinda shows the latter of those things arent even lines to cross for some people...

Should I start this program over?

*sigh* Can’t everyone just wish happiness and fun times for every one instead of hating on people living life? Also for baby animals, cupcakes and ice cream, natch.

LMAO. It’s all about perspective. And some people have none.

I certainly aimed to elicit good feels so I’m gonna put a feather in my cap and call this a jerb well done!

All of that sounds like something that should occur y’know... just in the normal course of a relationship. If you think that’s the shit to do AFTER you fuck up, wow... you really have to be an inconsiderate dicknose.

Oof I hadn’t heard about this. I wonder where the rumor started? That’s a big ass difference in employment! Although regardless of her pedigree it’s pretty fucked up to have a sexual relationship with a married man. Yuck.

For the last year or so I’m like fuckkkkk hurry up and announce the divorce already! But these things take time I suppose.

Sameeeee veryyyyyy saaammmeeeeeeeee. My husband grew up in an ultra christian household and if he sees all this shit as a red flag, I feel like less of an asshole. He still “believes” in something but the general rule is if you have to be so big and out there about it like erecting giant crosses and being overly

Hahahahahaha burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

I had a friend in hs do this. My husband does sometimes too. And yet...I’ve never felt compelled to reciprocate.

Ugh my husband loves her and I hate it when he mentions this outloud. Like ear bleeding rage.

Gosh I didn’t know photos were only for young people. I better tell my grandma to get the fuck off her phone and stop capturing memories! Oh wait she’s dead and those photos I have are all that’s left of her. Darn.

Welp her husband *did* just knock up a stranger. I’d feel shitty and in need of validation.

I wear exclusively black and navy as well! but I only use black nail polish! I have red for my husbands corporate events and used to have a dark matte green until I recently ran out... I am... boring... I think.

I mean I knew she was gorgeous but GOT DAMN! Yeah, I’m sure you like this pic Melo. Too bad you didnt think about her when you decided to nut inside your evening’s entertainment 6 1/2 months ago.