My husband and I looked at each other and simultaneously said “Bob Dole? He’s still alive?” It felt planned it was so precise. This is most people’s reaction I think.

Real question, no snark. Did anyone really think the West’s would be sans insurmountable problems & stay married forever?

He also promised he’d profit financially from the presidency so that’s going nicely.

AND THE WATER FOUNTAINS WILL BE CHOCOLATE & STRAWBERRY MILK! Totes legit.

“These bills appear counterfeit. I’ll have to confiscate them.”

Blink twice if you need help, ma’am. I believe that child is trying to murderize you.

This will be my new go-to daydream place. TY.

Nailed it.

It’s almost like they all have to hurriedly get ready in the car.

You should ask them if they believe their food is temporarily safe from spoilage in their fridge & their ice frozen in the freezer, due to the cold air circulating within them. Or how they think their car starts. Or how they lock their doors at night. Because technology & everyday objects, much like society, have (for…

Oh lord I’ve heard that shit it made me fucking cringe.

Damn it

*bangs head into wall indefinitely*

No just no

Yeah ... It’s exactly what you’d expect. Here’s a quick excerpt that summarizes all of it, him, and the whole damn toxic white ppl movement.

*looks around*

But how do you feel about nachos?

*adds to saying collection*

Funny, bc a lot of ppls lives would in fact be better without these white people.

There’s definitely an element in their minds that is so twisted they don’t see what the rest of us do. My MIL for real compares herself to ppl like JLo or Selena or Thalia, but she’s more like if Danny Devito & Gollum had a baby and brushed its teeth with sugar cubes. Don’t even get me started on the smells...