+1,000,000 This.

That manifesto of his oh my god

Ugh like Casey Anthony.

All of them. “enter into evidence these YouTube videos...”

Yeah this is gonna go well.

Ding ding ding!

Neverpants! How could you even entertain such a horror, FFSlut?!

Twitter needs a good 7 days and a chemical dump like an infested public pool with the likes of what Trump will unleash there over the next [insert number of years].

I just... it sounds to my dumpy poor person ears, that he’s admitting they rigged it for him to win but not quite enough to sate his ego.

ADORABLE. Feeling much better.

HOPEFULLY. I was relieved when I still read things there thrashing him even after that shady ass meeting with the press.

Same. An army of them.

This was my first immediate thought. They’ll keep “postponing”. Barron’s school. Melanias work. etc.

Any $ in the name of spreading the word of the good baby jesus and killing brown folk is $ well spent!

I really hope Jez/the slot, WaPo, anyone hears this.

I’m cringing so hard it’s audible.

You know, I actually pictured him gaining weight too because he’s been underprepared/overwhelmed every step of the way and it’s only going to get worse 1000x when he’s dealing with actual president stuff that he can’t shove off to just anyone (although I think everyone can agree that he’ll “get out” of things as much…

A pair of real diamond and gold studs could cost less than that plated garbage omfg.

I wonder if he’s already got Halliburton on the rolodex thanks to a recommendation by [insert any GOP greedy soulless dick here].

Estos pinches pendejos! A la verga! *bangs head against wall*