This. 100%. I hope someone brings this up to him in an interview!!

Can we please get a Commander-In-Chiefing?

This.

Needs moar stars.

YES WE HAVE RECEIVED THE LENA DUNHAM CV/MEMOIR ENOUGH TIMES! Aghhhhhh!

Seriously it sums it up perfectly

*side eyeing those unhelpful guests*

He could write a letter to the decision board asking for what he can improve upon to increase his chances of acceptance. Or start an initiative in your neighborhood i.e. litter collection, etc, and have people like you and neighbors write letters of acknowledgement and reccomendation.

I have been under such intense stress and emotions the last few weeks I’ve had two seperate fever blister outbreaks and my mouth can’t take much more captain. I felt your analogy hard. hahaha

They’ll find a way to blame Obama on jerbs!

He should try establishing his own club with a few of his friends. I did it in high school. A nature club. We’d find a time to go hiking or meet and learn about local native growth, animals, etc. And being in charge meant I made it work around my busy schedule. It would also look badass starting his own instead of…

Omfg *quickly jotting cranberry upside down cake on recipe to-do list*

CONGRATS! I love a good leaving toxic family story! I have a number of them myself. Have a great holiday!

I’m watching CA:CW right now for the smashing! I turn 30 in a couple weeks and feel like shit about having not achieved more at this point. And man, I’ve gotten fat/gross. But smashing things ALWAYS HELPS.

Holy shit there’s probably a lot of people home for thanksgiving the rest of the week hating Trump voting relatives or feeling holiday spirit generous or something.

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Spectacular execution of this gif

I have one that turned 3 in Sept. They’re cute but trouble-prone nuggets. My 7 year old knocked over a trashcan this AM filled with raw turkey juice. Fucking kids.

Understandable. I was just always the one juggling everyone else’s fucking kids on top of my own and the cooking and cleaning etc so I’m a little bitter. hahaha.