Hear, hear!

Appearance jokes are BIG in roasts, which is why roast humor isn’t my thing either. It makes me cringe.

Lol well there was this one time when she was about 3 and I had left a heaping plate of muffins on the counter to cool and I came back from putting away a little laundry and she ate ALL OF THEM.

Holy shit this is depressing as fuck. Even more so, in that even though I haven’t personally experienced what you have there’s no doubt floods of anecdotes just like yours where seemingly normal parents got hijacked by fear (sometimes, coupled with religion, worsening the self-righteous attitude) and cable. I didn’t…

The other 1% is passive aggressive racism that he can pass off as sincere to idiots.

Hahahaha that was my fave part too

Well Trump did get in trouble, not much, but a $25oo fine is something.

They should meet my 6 year old who has a perpetual cough bc she’s allergic to her school. Clearly she’s on her deathbed as she runs and jumps and plays and thrives...

Do you think that maybe hes a closet racist and it’s clouding his judgement?

Good god I don’t get it. A corrupt person will be able to uncorrupt something even though he’s used corruption to like his pockets forever?

Did you remind him of that convo?

Ditto!! Kinda fucking funny that they want to criticize and say fucked up shit but won’t get their voting rights shit together. Or at least that’s my MIL. She’s lazy af

My deepest condolences for your dad who has lost his footing in reality.

Oh believe me I know. This isn’t a black or white observation there’s obvs shades of grey. Like when my parents died when I was 25 or when my husband got testicular cancer when we were 24. The default is misery. My point is to try and focus on the positive because that’s something a lot of people forget to do in the…

Ditto! Mmmmm ketchuppppl

Of course they’re still married with a couple of kids and an adorable, recently released recipe book. Freddy & Sarah 4 ever.

Excuse me? You fucking ketchup bigot!

You speaketh of the devils words, eith these dairyless burgers! We cannot even jest of this without tempting the devil to come steal our souls whilst we sleep!

Well looks like you just fucked your entire life! Mrs. NOT-hiddleston!

Only ten years in but can comfirm.