His hotness can be overwhelming sometimes.

“Transatlantic heartbreak”

This is more disturbing than the upthread snake gif.

The perfect heart shaped butt reveal just.... made my night.

Yeah I smell bs.

OMG my $$ was on 3 months! I WIN NOTHING THO. FUCK.

That’s exactly the persona he has cultivated and wow that feels so grimy that he’s done that. Snake oil salesman, horizontally legitimized by using his current credential to dupe laymen.

Ha! I didn’t even know that. He portrays himself... as much more specialized than that. A perfectly hot old dude gone to waste.

I try out a variety of worldly accents precisely because they’re so horrid. And then I laugh to myself. *shrug*

Hahahahahahahahahaha I WILL RELISH IT IF IT WAS HIS MOM I LIKE SISTER HAHAHAHAAHA

Actually I’m not even too too old and even I rememeber this! I love Jon Lovitz!

Did you hear about the obscure GOP member in CO that said she was hacked when a bunch of racist monkey memes were posted in her fb? She had a ton of other fucked uo memes but just those few were hacked... sure lady.

Lesbians. Crying blowjobs. Strangling kittens. Tribbing. Prison rape. Lesbians again.

Sir, the red light camera caught you running that stale red - here’s a close up of you and your license plate.

This person clearly thinks of himself as much more important than reality actually dictates. Which is why hes a perfrct Trump supporter - delusion is a key aspect.

Have you seen the clips of Coulter with her ill fitting sweater thingy? She kept pulling it up like a 5 year old fidgting with clothes they barely know how to put on.

Maybe he’s on a really old T9 phone that will period everything behind it unless you actively accept a space.

Mommy. I’m. Rectally. Bleeding. Halp. Me. And. Bring. Snacks. No. Crust. If. P. B. &. J.

I... like pigs...

Someone. Call. Jitterbug. Customer. Service. For. Him.