Apparently the GOP isn’t big on memos.

Sometimes my husband rolls up his Dickies shorts to make it easier to bend his knees while working and he starts looking like the UPS man (even though he’s the Coca Cola man) and my naughty parts start tingling.

What about soliders of fortune? Is that a thing?

Emergency instructions - stop. take deep breath. consume copious amounts of booze. pass out in bed after scarfing shamefully halfway heated though leftovers. repeat as needed.

Me, too!! Or maybe my tolerance has lessened with age and childbearing?

+1

But no one tell her! Because she’s *grieving* donchaknow.

Seconded

+1 you ain’t lyin

Even a t-shirt stuck into the back of my pants/undies is mortifying enough for me to stay home and hide forever.

And she’s un/misinformed, you say? *feigned gasp*

My MIL is a Mexican immigrant that has been on SSI since her mid 20s, is one of those diabetics that insists shes not *really* diabetic and therefore eats like a 14 year old boy and won’t take her meds, is a serial lawsuit wager against grocery stores for “pain & suffering”, thinks Obama is a secret gay muslim making…

He’s definitely the kind of guy to talk big talk but then quit a contest if he had one tiny inkling that he may lose. You can’t be a loser if you don’t technically participate in the first place or some shit like that. Must be nice to be able to repeatedly put down your dukes after constantly goading people into…

My sister is my half-sister, too. My birth mom is a serial marrier (on #10 last I’d heard) and we have different dads (she met hers once, me never and mine is dead now, anyway, I found out when I decided to find him). We were adopted by our grandparents. They’re dead now, too. I’m quite free and happy with no toxic…

We have got to get on the next administration about quality education for all. I’m excited about Clinton’s college strategies, but we need to focus on K-12 as well and ensuring “home-schooled” kids are actually being educated. This is the root problem behind the existence of Trump supporters/conservatives.

Now lets not put the competency bar too high for this one...

Perfect gif usage +1

The closer we get, the more I think there is no way he’s gonna participate in one. And if he did, he’d surely alter the format or at least demand it and then refuse to play when everyone won’t rewrite every rule for him.