And this is why the evangelicals love him.

My condolences about your sister. Mine, too, is a total asshat. But I stopped talking to her in 2012 so I don’t have to hear her garbage! It’s been great.

BAHAHAHAHAHA +1

Gosh, haven’t you heard all of us vaginas just loveeee pretty pink hearts, shiny jewelry, choosing new curtain patterns and sweet, silly us, we think the more storage compartments a car has, the better it is when searching for a new car.for our husband’s to purchase for us! Oh us women, we’re so lost and gullible…

I bet on a beautiful sleigh bed with silken sheets and a cooling, temperpedic mattress so she can sit up in bed in the evenings to watch the news.

“But *I* was in Clueless!”

He’s called out so few times that anyone that does is just “liberal media” and he continues on, unscathed. If every single major news outlet called him out, he’d have nowhere to run.

Almost as though he has an incredibly unhealthy view/obsession with it.

I’ve confronted my MIL with more gusto than these damn “journalists” on these guys with their damn kid gloves. And that was before he even put a ring on it!

I can’t even being myself to watch it. I’ve just been getting info from commenters that have and the Gawker coverage. I just started at the YouTube video and couldn’t press play - I just can’t with him anymore.

My husband tells me to get naked at night so he can use me as a nightlight.

LOL damn why can’t I ever think of those cutsie kid gimmicks!

You’re a monster!

Here I’ve been feeling guilty for the last 25 years for one time taking an extra lemon drop from my piano teacher even though I hadn’t earned it with my performance that week.

You just haddddddd to mention Pet Semetary before bed, didn’t you?!

Hahahahaha oh man that one made me lol

This is everything for me rn.

Your words actually did make me feel better! Although, I’m terribly sorry for the women struggling so young : ( that must really really suck. I’m supposed to go to a birthday party tomorrow (well, it’s for the kids, it’s their cousin’s bday) and I still haven’t decided whether or not I’ll attend because a woman is…

Yeah that’s always another obstacle for me as well. : /