Thank goodness for our Lucy Lawless!

Some days, half the shit I google is like part sarcastic but part “I know this fucking shit is a thing god damn it".

+1

I shaved my head in March cuz my kid got lice and I don’t have time for that shit, and the looks I’ve gotten since are not happy ones. I often get “why would you do such a thing” “your hair *was* so pretty". Because lice are a fucking plague of plagues and my worth isn’t tied to the length of my hair assholes. It…

OMG SHE’S *MY* SPIRIT ANIMAL, TOO! (And that gif, in that episode, when they even make the burrito squishing sounds is fucking hilarious).

This! The number of dicks I’ve entertained in my lady veranda is physical proof of my acceptance and love of men. It’s only asshole misogynists I don’t like, and they come in ANY gender!

My first thought as well...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ooof that’s fucked up but also exactly why my boo and I don’t openly advertise our politics with stickers. Wish I could, tho, but that shit will get you shot in AZ. You never see republicans impeded from displaying their 3000 stickers, though, do you?

BENGHAZI is 4+4 letter words that = Hillary Clinton is hiding terrorists in her vagina!!

Jesus haberdasher christ!

My only contribution is that I follow the USGS on IG hahahaha

Well, you’ve certainly proved to us who is the big ol’lesbian around here!

This is me and my Timothy Olyphant situation.

I always wanted one of those, even those few years when I was 100% drug free! It was so cool.

That’s another classic! Yes!

I still listen to it!

Yesssssssss