How dare you treat me with such disrespect! I got you off the streets and this is how you repay me?!

OMFG I NEED THIS LIKE YESTERDAY NBC!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t believe SMG is in it!!!!!!! Omggggggggg!

Holy shit 70%? That is fucking criminal! What the fuck? I just can’t with these corporations right now.

Extra eyelid skin/folds run in my family as well. My grandma had to have it taken care of in her 70s as it was impairing her vision for an older woman who was otherwise healthy. But I was told it had been bothering her quite a bit before then - she just didn’t want to make it seem like she was being vein and I wish…

Just wondering... on behalf of humanity, has she not been informed she’s a walking punchline?

But where else am I going to get all the important scoldings about marijuana and how it will inevitably make me violent?!

Am watching Buffy as I was reading this thread. Must give you all the stars.

Ewww

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is all I can muster.

BAHAHAHAHAHA I’m that person...rifling through my giant black bag, unable to find shit, throwing 3 of everything in there because I couldn’t tell what was in there already.... the last bag I bought I tried leaving my comfort zone and got a b&w bag but even I know that ain’t REALLY trying.

I missed it : (

No.

DAMN I love that flower dress and the 2nd pic she looks like a fucking goddess

Holy shit I love this look! And thats my FAVE color bag (even though I’m a pussy in my old age and only get black bags).

LOL @ n word loop hole but also : ( because it’s true. Why have some human decency when you can make excuses for why you’re such a shitty human!?

Ah, yes, here it is. *adjusts glasses* “Shouting racist bullshit and assaulting” right here after denial and before “Blame Obama".

Only if you call “immediately reporting if they have marijuana in their system” being treated with respect. *eye roll*

Of course it is! Ahggghjchxgauxucuuuug!

This.

Omfg for the love of all that is good please let this be! This is one to watch for stalker-style on the interwebz.