The useful messages other players leave in the world, tiny rays of hope?

Youngsters aren’t going to movies because they’re broke, there are no jobs, and tickets cost $20-30 a pop for an evening show.

Well that was a real shit show

my brain...

If there’s spoilers for a movie based on a game in the game based on the movie based on a game that Sony doesn’t want out in the open—despite being based on a 2002 game that was turned into a 2016 movie and then turned into a 2016 game—maybe Sony should have rethought the game’s release date of 2+ weeks before the…

You must be fun at parties.

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

please god make them add a crossed fingers emoji.

This happened to me today - but without emojii...

Try not get mad at these poor people. They wouldn’t have anything left in their lives if it weren’t for their drumbanging on the latest group witch-hunts. It gives their lives meaning. It makes them feel relevant, as if they finally have a group to be a part of, it’s sad I know, but as a group these types of bullhorns…

Man you guys will never fucking stop

I don’t pirate games, but this makes me want to pirate this game.

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

idk this is pretty funny

A kid in school had a Charizard and said he’d give it to me if I had a card that could beat it because Charizard was the”strongest ever”. I pulled out my Gyarados and thanks to elemental advantage, it would destroy a Charizard. Of course the kid didn’t give it to me, and I hated him forever after that.

There is nothing stopping you from quitting a job and streaming some counterstrike.

No we’re not.

I feel like I stumbled into Deadspin because I don’t know what I’m looking at.

Wow that’s pretty bold to label those who play sports games as casuals. Isn’t the term gamer essentially a person who plays games? Stop It with elitist attitude and trying to be better than everyone.