They should call this guy the Good idiot

Most wagons, you can have sex in. This one, you can't not have sex in.

I've been reading (Jalopnik, not in general) since 2011 or so... It's tough to tell which comments are genuine and which are facetious.

There's no [over]reaction because this is hardly news. You can't be startled by something you expect, can you?

Anyone who's worried about how the new R8 (or really any Audi) looks, remember this: it seems like every time Audi launches a new car, the timeline of people's reaction to its looks goes like this

I told myself I'd stop reading Jalopnik if you used the "brand new E39 M5" comparison again in this article, so, uh, thanks for not doing that

Wow, this headline made me realize that 400 horsepower sounds kind of boring these days.

Jeez, it's terrible that someone could do that. What's this world coming to. Automatic R8... sheesh

I thought about this, but I don't know if I'd call it a ridiculous recall, just because the Agera is one of the last cars you'd want to have an issue in.

[[not even in like a good accent]] Real new york beer over here! Whoa!

They should call this guy the Good idiot.

Hoping it's some adaptation of the Gran Lusso from 2013.

Huh... This is the first one I like. The front end looks only ok but the rest looks less blobby than before.

While you're technically right, people do often consider economy when buying supercars or other impractical performance cars. The reason isn't saving on fuel so much as it is public perception.

James May is clearly the best of the presenters.

Ballaban hates 80's movies because he always roots for the rich jock who inevitably gets his comeuppance.

*An 8-year old gets punched in the face by a boxer*

Michael Ballaban: Man that kid sucks. He shouldn't have been hit. What a dipshit.

At least they died with dignity.

Who's he?

The second they took the sunglasses off the jaguar in the Project 7 emblem was the second I stopped caring about the Project 7.