GIGANTIC HANGER

Best film with people interacting with computers is Office Space. The scene where Peter tries to get out of work quickly and ends up raging at his computer for taking so long to shut down is brilliant.

So concerned that he couldn't just be an adult and have a conversation about it?

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

Underglow is cool but not as cool as complete glow.

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

This is probably my favorite photo from this shoot. Yowza, get 'em girl:

The extreme emphasis on organic has my bullshitometer in the red.

"LeAnn & Eddie" sound like those cousins you hate who come up from Florida once a year in their RV and you have to tolerate them to make Gramma feel like she has a loving family.

I like Malbec too much to dump on the country.

I beg to differ: you absolutely do need a 50-pound waffle.

anyone who's masturbated after doing too much cocaine knows extended contraction of muscles + dehydration is a sure shot to muscle cramps

Thank you! As a feminist, straight male an a domestic violence victim (ex wife), I am constantly facing down the idea that only I and other cis males are capable of rape, assault, abuse, and intimidation.

Is bullshit cheaper than premium? Is there a dealer near my house?

The Eisenhorn Trilogy by Dan Abnett is probably one of the best book series I've ever completed (I haven't finished LotR yet, is probably why) and the story from start to finish was just so damn good.

Have you ever read any of the books? There's a lot of pulpy fanservice stuff, but some of them are quite good - anything written by Dan Abnett is definitely worth a look, even if you're not a huge 40k fan.