The fathers must've finally stolen the tech from Chickie Levitt...

Puce - the car color for real men and those who wish they were

Fairly damning debunking of Dave Aspreys claims can be found here:-

All characters should have a crowbar as a default object in their inventory

1) Has been done as a series of texts between two characters in the OVA anime "Voices of a Distant Star" by Makoto Shinkai.

Oh go on then