Honestly my first thought at this picture was - remember when Kim occasionally looked happy?

EVERYTHING about the Kardashians is scripted. And, Calabasas is the Jersey Shore of Los Angeles.

It’s cool - we can all be his harem.

I think he would be an A+ cuddler. Just by his persona alone.

Climb him like a tree, bang him like a screen door in a tornado...

Please note, this guy has kids so all you hipsters are listening to DadRock.

This was my first thought as well. Thank you for saying it.

I. Would. Let. Him. Do. EVERYTHING!

HIGH FIVE!

I wouldn’t mind waking up with The Rock, if you know what I mean...

She’s not welcome back in Hades after the disastrous merger with Compaq.

Did Hades just announce they would be laying off 30,000 demons? If yes, she’s baaaack.

His reaction to seeing her back

Hades is all “OH GOD SHE’S BACK DAMMIT”

Did she fall or return to Hades?

I just thought I’d leave this here. Also, I work at a girls’ boarding school. Guess what’s going around!

I don’t know you, but I love you. It was the hashtags.

Wow. People are fucking horrible and my recent ST:TNG glut-watching has me wondering if we’re caught in some kind of time loop that sent our collective consciousness back to the 1950s.

This ad makes me angry because beautiful people piss me off. Them and their beautiful children. Stop #UglyGeocide #DontLitter #WaitNowImConfused

My husband and I were watching Jaws last night and it occurred to me that it was nice when everyone in a movie didn’t have to be beautiful. We figure if they made that movie today, Viggo Mortensen would play Quint.