Is that the surrogate he and his husband are using? Or am I not understanding his show...

I want this job. Like it’s ridiculous that it is a job. Some of us run a register or make your coffee, and Bobby does this. I could do it. I am pretty clever and I know how to make gifs. The only annoying bit is having to use the Twitter and maintaining a “social media presence” and the whole being internet famous.…

You know what I remember about that show? Low rise jeans and ass cracks and censoring ass cracks in low rise jeans

This is unexpectedly hilarious

I was puzzled as to why there was an old man yelling in that Lindsay video. Then I remembered bitch smokes like five packs a day.

Also why is John Stamos at JLo’s birthday

Wow no I have never spent $120 on one single clothing item. Some of us are poors ya know. Ask my bae HamNo.

Whaaat. Need this dirt. Repeat?

Right?! Christ.

She looks like his daughter. Like, ‘ stop kissing my hand dad, you’re embarrassing me!’

Holy shit I am impressed by this

I want to start running but I always get headaches. I feel like my brain is rattling around in my skull or something. Or maybe I'm holding my neck wrong.

Hey looks like my Saturday night

I love Medicaid. I've had it for a year and I've gotten every little body concern I've had for years checked out. Including mammogram and ultrasound. All for free. One good thing about being poor at least.

You win

Don't you kind of end up talking just about them and their interests? That's a lot of work.

It’s sad. My mom has been busting her ass working 50+ hour work weeks (but only paid for 40) for years as a restaurant manager making around $35k. Her hips hurt, she’s exhausted, and she has zero social life. I told her about this, and even she, my poor overworked mother, had nothing but negative things to say and she…

That last sentence, my friend, is HIL. ARIOUS.

Kylie is reacting in February to something Black Chyna said about a cooking show filmed in April? What the ever loving fuck. My brain can’t follow this bullshit. I think a color-coded visual timeline is needed. Like, how much of this show is just re-enactments of events that have already occurred?

It is really weird to watch old episodes of KUWTK where the girls aren’t perfectly primped all the time. Honestly I cant believe Kimmy Kakes allows them to still air. The show now is so perfectly manufactured and edited to only be flattering. It exhausts the fuck out of me to watch them constantly posing for the…