Poor thing. Instead, she needs to pack some sammies and stay mobile!

While using as much EVOO as possible. Did she make that acronym up? And, what is the point of it, cause it saves no time.

She just wants to make brunch!

I am so glad I am too old to know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Rachael Ray, none of this is your fault, but you should hide.

Believe it or not, I believe it was in South Dakota that someone had to be barred from selling (or possibly giving away) fetus lollipops at some public function. I’ll see if I can dig up a link.

also it’s kind of a creepy rendition of what a deluded person thinks a babyfetus looks like

And for the first 10 weeks or so, it’s not even a fetus; it’s a zygote or an embryo, depending on how much it has developed. So the vast majority of abortions aren’t even performed on fetuses, but on embryos.

When Kim Richards starts looking at you like you are insane it is time to rethink your life choices, stat.

SHEIKHS! AYATOLLAHS! IMAMS! JAFAR FROM ALADDIN! PEDOPHILES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! THEY WERE ALL INTERESTED IN THIS UNDERAGE GIRL!

You know you’ve entered uncharted territory when Heidi Pratt looks like the sanest person in the room.

2016 IS A HORRIBLE YEAR AND SHOULD FEEL BAD BECAUSE FUCK THIS SHIT. Bowie, Alan Rickman, Merle Haggard. FUCK THIS YEAR SO HARD.

AND EXPLAIN ITSELF. I’M NOT MAD. JUST DISAPPOINTED. AND MAD.

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

I swear to god after Bowie my heart can’t take these types of news stories without going into crisis mode

FUCK EVERYTHING

It’s weird that a dutch person couldn’t pronounce a German word though.

For chrissakes, US, we ALL “read maps” in nineteen-hundred-and-ninety-fucking-five! We had no choice! We had no googlemaps, or even mapquest! They tested us on it in school! GET OFF MY LAWN.

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”