Haha OH MY GOD. WAT.

Haha wtf? I literally get so much second-hand embarrassment from how awkward he is. And Kelly always seems so frustrated with him, like literally screaming on the inside, because he rambles on and is so unfunny.

Wait. Whaaaaaaaaat? She fixed them? Insert VaderNo.gif

Why the fuck would anyone be against paid maternity leave? Seriously, how the fuck does offering paid time off for mothers negatively impact other people? And same question goes for abortion.

Billionaire?

Ooh girl you're so cute blonde

Aww make me long for 2003 again why don't ya

You're like my bf in another life

Haha of course his name is Corey

I noticed once that there is a full-body panty hose thing in the intimates section, and I was like da fuck? Who wears this. Oh Khloe Kardashian. Now I know. What an unfortunate crotchal situation.

Oh god. I loved Ernest.

You and me both

You’re awesome. Wish we could be friends. lol

I wish had as positive an outlook as you. And yes, I am the crazy person who would handcuff myself to them and beg them to love me. I mean after a fucking decade together, I think I deserve more than “I can’t do this anymore” and him just taking off. But yeah, you’re right. I agree with everything you said, it just…

This is either extremely depressing or inspiring. Or both. We are definitely on opposites of the spectrum.

“Even the ones you thought were really permanent”

True story: When I was in middle school, this ONE girl, this ONE time, said I looked like Drew Barrymore, and her friend standing next to her nodded in agreement, and I still hold onto that to this day, in my 30s. lol

I’ve been thinking about relationships and how many people move in and out of others’ lives lately. Friendships, lovers. You always say the same things: “I love you, you’re my soul mate, you’re my family” etc etc. Then poof. They’re gone. They leave you, find someone else, die. I sound really naive, but honestly, when…

Oh my god thank you for the literal laugh out loud. Needed it.

Remember when some rando was claiming to be the father of Mason, Courtney’s son? That was funny.