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Yeah, I know. I’m saying Megyn Kelly’s nose job is worse than Iggys.

God I’m looking at Iggy like, ‘could there be a worse nose job?’ And then I see this gif. Did she tell the plastic surgeon to make her look like Voldemort?

You're on fire today. Ilu.

I love this whole thread lol

Haha. Gross.

This is the perfect gif reaction and Bobby needs to edit and insert it.

Nice arms. I've been working on my arms with 5lb weights for about a month now, 4 days a week, and I'm not seeing any results. This annoys. This has been my contribution. You're welcome.

HOW CAN YOU JUST STOP LOVING SOMEONE AFTER TEN YEARS. How?

Ms. Erykah Badu, can we please be best friends so that I can listen to your amazing sage wisdom all day? Or adopt me. Either/or. I need you in my life right now.

And meanwhile all I need is a measly 100k to pay off my student loans and start a life for myself. That's like fucking pocket change to her.

I’m sorry what? Is this a promo for a new season of Rupaul’s Drag Race?

This is exactly why I wanted to do Uber on the weekends though. I’m a nice, honest, reliable person, and people can actually feel comfortable getting a ride from me. and if I get just ten rides a week, my car payment is paid for. It does seem too good to be true for those of us stuck in shitty jobs.

God I wish someone had told me (before I chose a fancy private university for my bachelors) to NOT BLOW YOUR WAD ON UNDERGRAD. I’ll never be able to get a masters because I can’t justify the additional debt. I’m so fucked.

Did you go to art school? Because this totally looks like a Google for ideas then trace cuz I'm lazy.

Having gone to art school, I can say that pretty much all artists, designers, etc Google for ideas/inspiration/references, and when they’re really lazy, they’ll literally trace shit. This shit happens all the time. Original ideas are “hard.” /:

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

Is this what friends are like?

The ending was so abrupt. But I bawled.

god girl. I feel you. This exactly sums up the relationship I was just in. You’re always beating yourself up wondering, ‘why doesn’t he talk to me and treat me like he does other people?’ What I’ve learned is, it’s because I became the last person he wanted to be around. And I deserve to be alone for how I treated

Says the lady with the nicotine-stained teeth