No actually noses don't get smaller, they continue to grow with age like our ears.

I’m pretty sure she went too small at one point and had to have it reconstructed. Which, if you’ve seen an episode of Botched, entails harvesting rib bone and cartilage and using it to rebuild the nose. I kinda feel bad for her, because from what those ladies on Botched have said, their noses are very painful and…

What. The fuck. Is this. I don't get it.

Well if you consider the phrase “worth his salt” maybe he means worthless reputation?

Omfg I'm oooooooooooold. Goddaaaaamn.

God I love Constantine. So terribly awesome. And I love my Keanu, but Gavin is everything in it.

I hate everything mostly but when I watch these live blogs and these bitches are all witty and like able and cute my grinch heart smiles and I cry inside. What is a friend?

God I hate when some hack takes a soft photo and over sharpens it in post. Learn to fucking focus.

But were they as bad as Kathy Bates in Freakshow (canadian(?) bearded lady)?

If I saw Tim Gunn just walking down the street, something high pitched and terrifying would come out of me. Like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park.

Here’s a fucking question. Why are you so fucking concerned with what other women do with their bodies? it doesn’t affect your life or this country whatsoever. Just because you think something is “wrong” doesn't give you a right to try and stop others from doing the thing. Fuck this bitch.

And I bet you’re one of those people that use 8 coupons and pay with a gift card (you got free with a promotion) at Target. I don’t blame you though.

The Target coupon situation is nuts. Have you ever seen someone hand over a bunch of coupons then pay with a gift card (that they got from a free gift card promotion)? Target makes literally no money from that transaction. And I don't care, I mean fuck Target. But it makes you go huh.

Why do people like things that are cute and dumb

Is that their house cuz what the what

Um, can someone PLEASE confirm whether that is an actual photo of Khloe in the hospital room with Lamar ?! Or is it a photoshop composite/illustration of what “it might look like” to see Khloe at Lamar’s bedside? I feel like this is a very delicate situation for Khloe and she wouldn't be releasing photos? Or am I…

The thing that people don’t realize is, women look at other womens’ tits and asses just as much or more so than men do. In a judgey way.

There are more clicks and comments on the Beyoncé post than this one :/

Huh. A bunch of millennial shitheads sit around Brooklyn being contrary for contrary’s sake and doing their made up “job” as candy reviewer for their blog. Yeah, that’s not fucking insufferable.