Dude, when I thought no one out there could understand my life. I have major respect for you.

I asked them if he had taken any drugs because he’s been here for days and they said no.

Does he actually believe that the only effects caused by global warming would be a sunburn? I just had an aneurysm. RIP me.

Omg omg omg thank you for this

If you add a bunch of cream and sugar, you don't get the point of coffee. And yes I'm judging you when you order it that way. Signed, your barista.

What's more interesting is that Meri has been talking to a man online! Lol How is there not an article about this on Jezebel? http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news…

Malika nooooooooooooooooooo

What the fuck why

What annoys me is that if any normal person acted like him they would never be hired for any job and probably not have any friends.

What the hell is he mumbling and how is it a reference to the song?

I wish I had the money to be hospitalized sometimes. My fucking depression is so bad sometimes I can barely function, and some how I’m supposed to hold up a job like everyone else. I feel fucking helpless. Sorry I’ve been told I always make everything about me me me. After thirty years it’s only gotten harder for me,…

Do sororities take ugly girls?

Which is why it's probably really really really hard for him to just let it go. I feel for him. And I say this sincerely as a woman with thinning hair.

I cannot follow any of this

Usually when I start to run, I stop like 30 seconds later. The ability to continue running past this initial point seems like a super power.

Why is it always the “desk job” cliche that is used when talking about the shitty job you wish you could quit? I’d kill for a desk job! Seriously how the fuck can I get a desk job like now?

Is that blue faux leather made to simulate denim? I just threw up

Can I get drunk with y'all. Gawker commenters just ripped me a new one.

I started reading the headline and my brain went oh fuck she died?!

WANT NOW GIMMEGIMME