Yep, I remember walking all over Boulder to get the baby out because at that point I would've welcomed being induced. (It was past the "due date") Hang in there and sending god thoughts your way!

Inserting my cat's name into songs that I'm singing along to. "All The Scouty ladies! All the Scouty ladies!" "My Scoutaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!" "Last Scout. Last Scout. For Scooooout." And since Kate Bush was mentioned, "Running up that Scout! Running up that Scooooout. With no Scoutleemmms"

One of my cats melts like jello in a sack on a hot day when you hold him. When I'm alone, I dance with him because he lets me. He purrs like crazy and oozes about in my arms while the other pets look on like we're both nuts, but this cat is the perfect dance partner. He never minds if I miss the steps, and he's…

As a Millenial who fucking loves Jeopard and yes, tunes in every night as soon as my tot is tucked in: NAILED IT!

"I know Jeopardy's thing is to be clever and they love their little wordplays and puns, but now they've gone too far. My problem is that they have exposed their idiotic definition of "throwing shade" to an audience that doesn't realize it's meant to be a joke. To most of the people who watched last night, "throwing…

Jeopardy! ruins NOTHING. Take it back.

I don't understand the real problem here.

We're gonna need a bigger cross.

Christian Martyr Syndrome.

I don't even understand what the fucking point they are trying to make. Do they think black people are ok by being victimized by anyone? Like, oh, ok, it's another black person, so now it's not a problem when being victimized by someone of a different skin color would not be? Or that black people are somehow…

"When will the white community leaders stand up and condemn this epidemic of serial killers?"

The cause of their deaths, however, is not known at this time.

Some cats like being outside, even in the winter.

Ok, WBC. Sure.

We can't have them interbreeding!

Is left shark menstruating?

"I didn't understand it, so I put it on my body for the rest of my life."

okay so a) normal hairstyle? describe that for me please because what the fuck is a normal hairstyle? is it just never cutting/dying hair? normal for who?

Just another privileged child of Hollywood. Only picked for Fashion Police after being on her parents' reality show. The "born on third, thinks she hit a home run" mentality.