this is an excellent story.

Haha, I lived there for five years and would get the oddest questions from tourist while I worked like a monkey in a major casino on the strip. "You actually live here?" Yes, there are roads leading away from the strip and those roads have houses and apartments where people live. There is also a university and…

I agree. He was obsessed with her. Remember his reaction when she was talking about the bible and Rachel having a son who became a king?

For fucks sake....

Looks like a creepy doll I used to have that could sing and draw the United States of America. Her name was Suzie Scribbles.

Ugh, I've seen this picture making its way around the internet. I can't even believe she is serious with these names but really, I mean, look at her.

She kind of reminds me of Olivia Benson here. Or Olivia reminds me of Charlie.

I used to be obsessed with this movie! I love the makeover montage to She's Not There when she changes from suburban housewife and mother to slick and sexy Charlie Baltimore.

My sentiments exactly.

Omg. When he picks up his own ball! This is so good.

Seriously, these gifs are cracking me up. I feel so wrong for laughing while this page is open on my computer.

yeah, or a partner in crime. I bet he'd be a lot happier with another little kitty friend to hang with.

My glue is always glued shut though!

I loveeeee Emmy Rossum's dress so much. She is always so stunning.

I know they started following me! Yay!

Ugh, I second this. It is a rare occasion that I can successfully get both eyes to look the same and also master and maintain a good flick. I've resorted to cutting a V shape out of a business card to create the flick. It works about half the time.

I don't think having to show your bloody pad is appropriate in any way either though. What a ridiculous situation.

It happens because some staff at prisons think that even the visitors should be treated as non human pieces of garbage. I've never had something so terrible happen as this poor woman but I've been thoroughly disrespected and sneered at by guards while visiting my relative in a state prison. Fuck these officers and I…

Can you do a post on naturally curly haired gals. Hair type break down, product breakdown and care tips? I am trying to rescue my hair after years of hot tool abuse.

God dammit, I'm in the fucking gray.