This brought tears to my eyes. I am so sorry for the loss of your parents.

When I was a kid I loved the commercials for ibuprophen (Advil?). It showed the sad soul with a pounding headache, person reaches for whatever brand pain reliever and eats it. A few more commercials air and then they show the person running through a field picking flowers or having a picnic talking about how great…

Thank you for asking, I put in my notice and my last day of full time work is Thursday. I am getting married on Friday and have a meeting next week with her boss. I don't want to worry about it until after my wedding. I agreed to work part time until they replace me. I will be letting her know about what happened…

How awful. May this man's wife rest in peace.

I feel bad for White Tiger. He clearly had some psych issues or was high on drugs. This sounds like something my brother would do.... wait, where was this?

I can't remember how old she is but I think she should have retired at least five years ago. Pass the torch already.... but please not to Jenny McCarthy.

I came here to quote the same. Thank you.

I think this is called passive aggressive revenge. I love it!

I fucking love these stories!

There is an awful stench coming from somewhere within my bedroom and my s/o and I are/ were convinced that a small animal died in the walls somewhere... I'm about to go looking for a an open can of mayo or rotting fish... brb!

Seriously. Chuckles from me.

I live in the other 'biggish' city in Wisconsin where my s/o is a DJ. He has yet to be hit or attacked while doing his thing but I sure have seen someone else slapped while trying to juggle beats. I think people tend to get out of line when the realize that the DJ IS NOT A JUKE BOX. Often they have a set going and…

Listening to my upstairs neighbors fight. Trying to decide if it is the usual domestic argument and if the girlfriend is even up there or if the boyfriend is fighting with one of her male friends.

This school should be renamed after this girl. This is just so good.

I've heard men refer to the vag as power u. I kind of like that reference but I would not try using it in a sexy way.

Another doozy would be "berginer". Taking a que from Family Guy..

For some names throwing V-a in front of your real name works great in lieu of the traditional vagina. Vaveronica, vaalicia, vajana, valisa, vaannette, vaandrea... you get it. However there are other (Many/most) that sound rather clunky. Examples include but not limited to, vamichelle, vatracy, valindsey. I only…

Mine happened in Nevada. It was 2006 and I remember having an IV in my arm and they told me that I would not be completely out and if they told me to stand up, I would but I'd likely not remember it. I have a memory of them grabbing my legs and in my druged up state grabbing my breasts and complaining about them…

This is what they looked like... omg, they are making me nostalgic. Someone get my my poofy pen!

When I had an abortion I never even saw the doctor. Is this strange or unusual practice? I called in, given a list of things to remember and what to wear and an appointment. When I showed up I was taken into a room and given my aftercare instructions by who I think was a nurse or medical assistant. When I finally…