Awww, I envisioned bubbles in my daydreams! Now that you mention it I remember that you can't add bubble bath. Damn it. Those jets will have to suffice I guess.

Thank you! I didn't realize you meant it was located on the GT blog or thread or whatever it is now. :)

Yeah, I can't find it. Was it here on Jezebel or on Gawker?

Can someone give me permission to post in GT? Please! I miss hanging out there.

Oh God, do I have stories. I once caught a drunk guy sniffing my underwear. We were the only two in there and he kept telling me how pretty I was and was staggering and swaying back and forth. He never fell down though, that is the look of a true drunk. I shagged ass out of there, when I came back in to 'check the…

Now that I've typed out all the pros I'm feeling better about it. Did I mention the heated garage as well? I get nervous about it as it is twice my current rent. Even though my rent here is cheap as hell, I get anxious about commiting an entire year to the increased rent. I've romanticized this place though, I…

Oh believe you me... I am more excited about the washer and dryer than anything else. I've lived without any laundry facilities on site for over two years. When I first moved in my current apartment I was so stoked that there was a laundrymat in the building right downstairs. On the first Sunday after I moved in I…

I've been dreaming of renting a bigger place for the last 6 months. Tomorrow is the day that I sign a lease for my new place. It is great! Big living room, jacuzzi tub, extra rooms for my stuff, tons of natural light light, washer and dryer in unit, ... why am I so hesitant? Of all the places I've looked at this…

She has an excellent lawyer and I'm sure she will go for some kind of self defense claim. Whether or not that is what she is pleading I am not sure. What I do know is that the other female involved has a history of violence. Apparently, the circumstances of how they ended up fighting makes them both appear less…

I wonder what she was charged with? A quick side story regarding cutting off people's body parts. My friend was recently charged with mayhem because she got in a physical fight with another female and ended up biting off her index finger. Crazy right? My friend was pinned down on the ground with the other girl…

Is this Today trying to match GMA on the fun factor?

Yes, the fit is definitely tasteless. Why are her arms behind her back like that? She looks very awkward.

First, I love your name! Second, good for you! For real, even though it is especially important to prevent a kid from hearing that type of self hating word pollution, I think it should go for everyone, not just the kids. Too much exposure to a person who has distorted thinking about food or body image issues can…

That is a great point. I see some women (celebrities mostly) that have multiple plastic surgeries on their faces and wonder what they'll say to their kids someday. This would be a difficult conversation if at one time the child looked similar to the parent. What kind of message does that send to the child? What if…

I've drank the Kinja Kool Aid (or smoked dat shit if you will) and I love prowling, commenting, and hanging out in GT . As I do not have access to comment and post there yet I'm wondering how a gal is granted rights to do such. I assume the usual commenting conduct is still in effect and the needed approval is…

Me too. Back when they had their old, old, old system I actually got up and danced when I got starred! After five seconds I sat the fuck down, tried to be nonchalant, and started trying to be worthy of my star.

He reminds me of that Tony the Tiger floating toy. Does anyone remember it?!

Can we include a banana hammock somewhere here too? Seriously, assless chaps and brightly colored dong slings... thank you for that laugh.

Out of curiostiy, I'm 135lbs and 5' 4.5'' (that half inch MATTERS!), what weight class would I be in?

"Ruby Tuesday, Cinderella, ballerina". I don't give a shit what anyone say, I like Riff. RAP GAME SOAP STORIES!