@Kitty Conner: Haha. Like.

I went to a photoshoot and all I got was this stupid robot leg shaver.

I had She-Ra pajamas. They were awesome. Happy Birthday to her. I wonder if her horse insurance is going down now that she is 25.

@Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: Check out that awesome Mickey Mouse! I want that!

@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: I've had one. I would take some ibuprofen before you go in and after you'll be rather crampy. But the procedure itself really does not take much time.

I shall get it on... with myself!

Who does Tyra think she is? Really? Who does she think she is?? God?

I wish I could smack this kid upside his head with a copy of Fountainhead.

@jason, believe me: "My kids are SOOO AMAZING".

@Ginger Gal: 151.

I detailed my car today. That thing was a hot mess. The weirdest thing I found was a bud. I don't smoke.

@SarsDoesn'tSave: Same thing happening here. Just wait it out I guess.

@It's.Not.Opposite.Day: thats my fb status right now. haha.

@callmecate: In five years or however long it takes until she FINALLY tells Ronnie to fuckoff she is going to cringe watching herself on this show. Poor chick.

@Saucy_Tart: Because there would be no comedic value. :)

@brightpeonies: I like that your lighter matches the pipe. Cute. Is the green glittery?

Last night after a few drinks I smoked some cigarettes. Yesterday was also the eight month marker of me quitting smoking. I woke up this morning really disappointed. I feel like I threw away all the self discipline and hard work.

@vision-o-johanna: Yea. That is a movie that infiltrates you. You feel just awful after watching it. ICK.

How come celebrities always make their scarves look so perfect? Jennifer Aniston, I'm talking to you! I love scarves but I feel like mine always look sloppy.

Congrats everyone!