This is not a movie where you can round up the Bad News Bears to go out and win the championship or train the Karate Kid to take down Cobra Kai. Look around. You don’t have anyone left on the bench with talent, moxie, or grit. There are no more lovable goofs that can express the joy of discovering, fixing, and driving…

https://www.theautopian.com/car-news/welcome-to-the-autopian-the-ultimate-car-website-for-the-people/

Wow dude, have you put in an application to write here, because if not you are missing your calling. Or maybe a true-crime blog, either or.  

Rory is an herb.

Cool - I’ll stop.

https://www.theautopian.com/car-news/welcome-to-the-autopian-the-ultimate-car-website-for-the-people/

Jason, I know you and David are touched by this outpouring of affection and you two deserve it. I’ve already become an Autotopian and from the number of comments since I joined I will say you won’t be alone.

To the owner and editors - read these comments. Then re-read these comments and commit them to memory. It will…

They’re building their own Jalopnik, but with blackjack and hookers.

Rory, shame on you for this stupid take. Make the site better. This place has slowly been bled dry of its talent and these two were what you had left. But by all means, hire Marquis back after her flame out.

OK! That was quick! Let’s all re-convene over there!

Definitely don’t search for theautopian

You spoiled the surprise party!

This website needs to be upvoted to the top!

https://www.theautopian.com/car-news/welcome-to-the-autopian-the-ultimate-car-website-for-the-people/

The Autopian. Next Month.

Jason: you’ve always been a stellar dude on this site, writing the most absurd nonsense, and your passion for everything has always been apparent. Your writing constantly kept me coming back for years. I hope all the best for you on future travels.

Indeed. Right now they’re still on the company’s dime and must abide by the rules.

Best of luck in your future endeavors, its been a pleasure reading your work here. Especially the mad ravings of Torch.

Somewhere, deep within the steel and concrete labyrinth that is Troy Michigan’s Zoning and Housing annex (Inspections and Enforcement wing), a grizzled man slumps into his chair. Tracy, D. - case file TM - 18-22/JP-Fe2-O3 had meant so... so damn much to him.

I would suspect Jalopnik would not link to a competitor