the Monroney in the glovebox is where I got that number.

That’s the point. Good job.

If you use too many coins, you’re cent to jail...

It’s like the $100 hamburger pilots sometimes get. They need flight hours so they fly an hour to another town, get a hamburger at the FBO and fly back.

Yup. I fully understand now. 

I went looking for a sorry meme but found this. 

The Bronco Sport is essentially a re-bodied Ford Escape, a transverse-engined, unibody, FWD-biased (but 4WD capable) SUV that’s primarily designed to drive on highways and park in Target parking lots and go on road trips and maybe do a bit of mild off-roading over dirt paths or grass or whatever is surrounded by just…

I can’t fucking believe the $50k MSRP

50k!

It is exactly one standard deviation lower than the Dodge Journey buyer from which it is based upon.

I have to be at least pretend bias,  since they make them here in my medium-sized Indiana town... We have Outbacks here as fleet vehicles, and we drive them often. With that said... goddamn you are spot on. The Outback I drive can’t get out of its own way, and that goddamn transmission makes me wanna fucking cry!! Why…

press and hold alt key then type 0153 to get ™

I want to know why. That is all.

It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru *TM. 

What is the lowest credit score and gross monthly income for which Mitsubishi will guarantee financing? How much negative equity can I roll into the loan?  What is the resulting monthly payment when financed for 84 months?

Welcome to Subaru’s business model.

From how Dethleffs describes it, the trailer uses a computer and sensors to know how much power to give. In theory, this means you could hitch it up to literally anything and go.

This strikes me as a modern day take on the Dodge Journey. Make a 7 seat crossover that is objectively terrible in every way, but cheap enough so people can’t say no. 181 HP to shuffle 3800 lbs AND 7 humans? LOL. 

181hp for almost 4k lbs. Jesus. 

One of the main reasons small cars don’t tow at US highway speeds has to do with tongue weight.  Simply put, you can’t put enough weight on the tongue to tow safely with small cars.  Most small cars certainly have the power.