Oh barf. This is Eat, Pray, Love with the First Wives’ Club. Girls, take some advanced creative writing classes, please.

This is not how you practice non-monogamy.

Buying a bus, furnish said bus nicely and have the funds to be not working for months and months at the age of 18 to 21.

From the point of view of ‘leaving regular life behind to rebuild yourself’, I can heartily approve.

The pain of their breakups?  They’re 18, 19, and 21 years old.  

Yes, they thought it was monogamous. And he managed it by using a different Instagram account with each girl.

I don’t object, but I’d rather see Amazon and other delivery drivers get a union first.

Sure, I believe this story. Totally. Not a whiff of bullshit here. No sir-ee.

When this story was on Jezebel, it was greeted with similar skepticism that we are seeing here.

Wonder what it smells like inside?

I mean, I assume this is some fake shit for influencer fame.

What would you do if you discovered your boyfriend had five other women?

Were each of these women under the impression that they were monogamous and exclusive with this guy? All of them? Bc if not, and it was unclear to me while reading, I don’t see the heartbreak story here. Just dating is just dating.

That’s definitely my thinking too. They’re all going to “find themselves” and write books or something

Right. I dated three girls at the same time once in college (three dates in one day even!) and I consider myself pretty on-top of things... and it was all I could do to keep names/dates/times/anecdotes/etc straight. Six women would be impossible unless there is some kind of master computer program tracker thing. Or if…

I... this sounds implausible.

If it is a safety issue? Absolutely. A pay issue? Sure. However, it is not a driver’s place to have a say in where they race and what track owners do to their own property simply because it will not be as fun to drive at anymore. That is NASCAR’s decision (based that they own most of the tracks, anyway...) and, like…

Yikes, that was just a little more momentum away from becoming very bad for those two. Who knows when the truck would have stopped rolling if it had made to all of those loose stones.

Holy shit the matrix is ripping at the seams

Be nice, people.