Water cannon that shoots out R2D2.

"I've had it with these motherfucking Sith on this motherfucking plane(t)!"

My lifelong dream.

Loki likes Mug.

Not the movie? Pass.

"Excalibur" is a dream to some, a NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS! [Apparates away]

Vulture gets sucked into jet engine, Sully safely lands the hobbled plane. Credits roll. Stinger: Sully is told Tom Hanks will play him in a movie. Sully shrugs and say: "Whatever you guys wanna do. I just landed that plane because it was my job."

Why, I am visiting Glendale, California this very moment! Where can one find these glorious southern twangy truck stops around here to do some down-home abductin'?

Mustache writing a separate, far dishier autobiography: "Why I Left".

And then when you come home your spouse can be all "Where'd this lipstick come from?" And you can be all "Honey, it's from pig kissing, not human kissing." Then you glide on past.

Why can't they make the Hollywood version of me white like Jesus was?

Fassbender in … a new android has been prominent in the marketing for Ridley Scott’s latest Alien movie … Scott confirmed, “Yes, in a way. Not fully, in a way … given all the uses the human body has

Though onscreen for maybe fractions of a second, the buxom trio of women sighing over Gaston made me feel tingly in my naughty parts in a quick "Wait, how'd that happen?" way.

The show has made me respect Megan Fox as having more to her than Michael Bay movies.

Female version of "training, bro."

A clap of dicks?

A gaggle of dicks?

But it was a small crowd of small dicks.

They should try making a movie about World War II. Or Dracula.

So, this movie will probably have a low score on the Bechdel Test.