This isn't the parody you're looking for.

It should be "late night hoes" not "late hight hose". Unless I'm behind on new slang the kids are up to these days.

Hoshi: "Captain, the Klingons aren't falling off our tail no matter how hard we try to shake them."
Capt. Archer: "Phrasing!"

Yeah, but does version have a horsie suicide like The Ring? If not, hard pass.

Just one time, we should elect a U.S. President who talks about his Christian beliefs. That will show those powerful atheists what's what!

We must know: is Gaston especially good at expectorating? P-TOOIE!

Make America Buoyant Again.

Because he was the largest and did not simply eat the others.

My 16 year old son asked me about the movie after we saw a commercial, while the review clears up an initial birth date, my son and I agreed the prospect that a dog reincarnated into infinity sounded like a nightmare existence.

About. It's the autobiography of 1/3 of Republican Senators and Representatives from the South.

Episode IX: It's Raining Jedi.

"Cersei likes lighting Wiiillldfiiire…"

I would like to see Tyrion drive a girl in a flatbed Ford, just as Maester Glenn Frey predicted.

Pretty sure the universes of Twin Peaks and Showgirls crossover.

And some of those circus workers can really pack a car for an interview. Me? I'm not even comfortable in a taxi or Uber with a driver in the same vehicle.

Got all three books as a Christmas gift last month, and read them in two days. Good stuff!

Prince left our world, but our world still has Trump. Feh!

Or rye?

"I'll never get…this." - DupeOfEarl

Dame Judy Dench?