"Never tell me the plots."

IF YOU

You and me, we come from-a different worlds…

How about a game where the young Bruce Wayne decides whether to go to a Zorro movie or the opera, and his parents are shot and killed either way? Pretty much only that single decision point, watch the double murder, then you can choose to replay again.

50 DKP minus!

Which Fantastic Four? The bad one? The bad sequel? The awful one? The terrible one?

My name is. Hurm. Ben. Hurm. Ben Hur. Hurm.

They called him Action Jackson because he fucked anything that moved, and many things that didn't move.

With his co-pilot, Rusty Trombone.

Outrageous!

I'd like it if every time they cut to J'onn sitting in his cell they would show him chowing down on a product placement fast food meal he just picked up and returned to his cell.

The F.B.I. is full of back door men.

Regrets for relying on iCloud to keep her photos secure.

Laugh it up, fuzzball.

But Chewbacca is real, right?

And now we have one fewer king. I mean, one LESS king. Dammit.

Anna and Bates should name their son "Lead Suspect".

They could merge Downton Abbey with Marvel on Netflix and reunite Thomas with a time-traveling Daredevil.

Wait. Do we have to pick up dog-shit in the AV Club?

She may not realize it, but we can actually see her through that yarn.