What more of this viral spectacle do we need to consume?

Seconded on Dave’s Killer Bread. Good Seed makes the best PB&J in the universe. 

When they protest, they should put pics of Jeffrey Dahmer’s face on all the signs. Remember how the police found a naked, bleeding Asian man running from him and because he didn’t speak English well, they ‘returned’ him to Jeff paternalistically to his eventual death?! I couldn’t believe he wasn’t killed in prison far…

Only if you want to roux in your meal

I love this look, and I double love that her photoshoot with it is in an ornate bathroom. Let’s not only make periods acceptable, but glamorous AF.

“...none of the staff at the Hacienda HealthCare facility knew the patient was pregnant until she went into labor and began moaning.”

I’m still sad about that dragon. I cried buckets over that scene.

Pelosi is pretty much the Olenna of Congress.

Everybody gets to work. Not everybody needs to watch. It’s fine.

Paul F Tomkins is a national fucking treasure.

Remember when he did a bit to open Rifftrax’s House on Haunted Hill live show? God, I love him.

The world doesn’t deserve PFT.

You know that level of pure, unbridled anger when the screaming stops? When that white-hot rage focuses itself so sharply that it could cut through a titanium plate? When the mindless outrage turns into cold, calculating hatred, and your only thoughts are on how you can make it look like an accident? Not saying I'm…

I guess it makes a difference if your main public face is “that girl from Smallville” or Tom Cruise.

I hear Character Actress Margo Martindale has been committing various felonies the past few years.

“Like oh she’s a Republican so I’m just gonna say, “the Democrats” like that’s insightful critique of her political beliefs.”

I do understand where you are coming from regarding leaks. I don’t mind them for All Stars, I do try to avoid them on regular seasons. There is SO much obvious producer fuckery in AS seasons (and, to a lesser extent, queens trying to redeem their previous villain edits, although I’m happy to have a second opinion,…

The way she said to Trinity “Then you must win that lip sync!” (paraphrasing) was truly a telenovela/soap opera type line delivery. She’s always performing

Hell, I worked the autoclave at a VET’S office for about six months - received stringent instructions and terrible prognostications of doom if I didn’t wrap correctly and set the timers properly.

My Year of Rest and Relaxation was my fave this year. The psychiatrist was awesome, as was the friend. I lived in NYC in the time period mentioned and I had a premonition of the obviously foreshadowed end. But when it came it him me like a ton of bricks. Absurd, sad, beautiful.