Sure, buddy. If something that’s smart and thoughtful appears as boring to you but is widely recognized as classics around the world... You know it’s you, right? You know you are the one who is dumb, right?

Not at the Regency!

Right?! She doubled down and rode that thing til the bitter end. “Tom is the love of my liiiiiiiife. He made out with who last night? There’s photographic evidence? That’s okay, we’re in LOVE.”

COTD right there, my friend! 

COUGH LUANN

Nah, cops have a great sense of humor.

In the wild, the males are more transitory, and the females really only want them around when they are in a mood to breed. Matriarch lionesses will only breed with a male that can demonstrate physical dominance, and mating is quite violent, sometimes to the point that the male wounds the female significantly.

I’m genuinely curious about the part of the statement that claims she was standing between him and their three year old female cub, which would be a full grown breeding aged lioness by now... I’m guessing his captive brain was like “that’s female, I should fuck it” and the mother was like “over your dead body”?

If I ever saw 3 lionesses coming at me like that I would assume I was as good as dead. I mean, hell, if I ever saw 3 house cats coming at me like that I would assume I was as good as dead

amazed this wasn’t the first reply:

Because Uber doesn't care.  

‘if i read that right...... you mean you accidentally killed him before you dissapeared him out of the country to kill him?’

The crowds at my Rallies are far bigger than they have ever been before, including the 2016 election.

I just always think of Sextina Aquafina from BoJack.

Archer is lousy with jokes most people don’t really have any hope of catching. I did some write-ups of the last season for the Avocado, and found that once you start looking into the references, you quickly realise almost every episode has 4-5 references you probably didn’t get. For example, when Charlotte’s about to…

Archer having an English butler named Woodehouse always seemed like a Jeeves & Wooster reference (why he wasn’t just named Wodehouse, I never understood...)

I was going to mention that one. I love the way he tries to explain it. “I would prefer not to. [beat] No Melville fans here?”

it’s super short and three things happen in it. it is an easy read.

At least it’s short...I’m still not sure how I got through all the cetology sections in Moby Dick.

No shit, it is like they broke into Jay Leno’s closet and went full Canadian Tuxedo.