And gas will go up when they re-open it, due to ‘market uncertainty’.

Car dealerships will jack up prices and blame the bridge collapse by this afternoon. 

Markoff scored the goal, but I’m crediting you with an assist. 

cackling

If I wrote a 2,500 word article and this was the first reply I would start day drinking.

I guess ripping all those people off was worth it in the end.

In the immortal words of Norm MacDonald:

You used to be able to see it in all its glory at the motorcar museum....and when I say glory, they put it on a pedestal with mirrors to show how much that insane genius put into skirting the rules and taking ANY advantage he could think of

So what? I am done feeling sorry for fucking companies in this late stage capitalism. They have been doing everything they can to push the prices up and make everything up market. Fuck em, let them sort it out.

Great, now I’ve got that song firmly stuck in my head.

I love this comment more than I should.

TheOGturn here, crazy to see my channel mentioned on a site i go to nearly day!!! For those wondering

Dammit, Collin.

I was wondering what kind of boyfriend would go to such an extent to make things worse (yelling at the cops and saying “I’m sorry” while she’s getting cuffed all while staying in the car and filming), then I saw the interview.

you forgot option C: CARS ARE EVIL AND SHOULD BE BANNED FROM ALL CITIES

EVS ARE THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THE ENTIRE WOLRD OMG IM GONNA SHID MY PAND IF PEOPLE DONT STOP BUYING THEM

If you are having suicidal thoughts...

Reminds me of the other day’s question about cars we think are driven by stupid people and the predominant answer seemed to be “almost all of them.”

I was a GMC lot attendant during peak Pewter, what a shitty color.

I dont think this was suicide. If he really wanted to likely kill himself, he’d just fly on a Boeing plane once a week.