Consider that it may be a very good thing that he was so over the top. You should not be tempted to backslide with that trash bag.

I am living with my boyfriend and his parents because we just moved. His sister and her two children were living here as well in between moves. They left earlier this week. Today, I spent the whole day reading and came downstairs to his parents leaving for dinner. A whole blissful, quiet day alone with my thoughts.…

Sad and full of self pity (aka don't read before having had some alcohol). Also it's 1am my time, so I'll read answers (if any) when I wake up: I split ca. 2-3 months ago from my psycho/relationship and I feel very very very lonely. I can't wrap my head around the fact that so many men seem to prefer the "cute but not…

I went on a good job interview Friday. I think I got it (I got think that but I do too). It's been a rough severs years - I separated, moved cross country with my son and haven't been able to get on my feet personal or professionally. I think I could with this job. I liked the vibes in the office. So I'm asking for…

God, this takes me back to being like 8 and my mom would play this tape on our crappy boom box at a volume that could only be described as deafening and we would snuggle when it was raining on Saturday mornings then she would make me clean my room.

God that writer is a total asshole!

Famous Writer? More like Famous This Is Why People Torrent Books Nowadays... Amirite?

For a moment, I though it was Neil Gaiman.

No hints as to who the famous writer is!? :)

I have read a lot of these - I think I am close to the end - but Famous Writer is cleary the worst. If I were voting, you'd win though I am not sure "win" is the right word. I think I'd rather buy you an ice cream sundae as a consolation for that experience.

He says that I got through all the motions too fast, and I needed to do better oral.

this helps me not feel as terrible about:

Post soul-crushing breakup, I briefly went out with a bald wannabe white rapper with a "home recording studio" in his closet and zebra print bedding. What's worse is that he was, well, a bit overweight and if he was on top when we had sex, not only would I feel like I was being crushed under his weight, but he would…

Hokay, I've been waiting to jump in on comments for YEARS (I was really bad a double dutch as a kid) and I feel that this may be my moment.

So many to choose from. I'll let yall decide. Let me preface this list by saying that I'm omitting the sociopaths and boring losers. This list is in no way representative of all my questionable and embarassing encounters.

I didn't sleep with a dude named Sheldon.

A PhD candidate writing his dissertation on Friedrich Nietzsche.

(Shit you guys, I fucked him again two weeks ago, even though he cheated on me A BUNCH while we were dating. What kind of low-class sluts would bang that narcissistic creep, anyway?! -4 modifier to self-esteem.)

I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…

1) An Irish guy who purposely mooned me and my friend at a pizza place in NYC. He was wearing a kilt. We banged on a couch in my friend's dorm room. I think the kilt stayed on.