Random, but how the fuck is Audra McDonald 45? I mean... look at her. That woman looks 35 at the most. At the MOST.

Did your father ever inform you what a true asshole you are, or was he 0-for-2 in calling that correctly?

And divine goddess of song and light and magic

I’m sick of Deadspin’s political commentary. Why are you guys showing a Trump rally? Stick to sports.

I’m pissed the guy on the bottom right thought of having jazz hands tattooed on his chest before me.

There is no justification for sitting Vardy at this juncture. Why the hell is he still coming in as a sub? He makes the team so much more dangerous when he is on the pitch.

The new full statement Taylor’s PR gave GQ is insane.

Theo Walcott 2.0.

They definitely do not share the same PR person, and never have. Kanye’s longtime PR (like, from his pre-rapping producer days) is Gabe Tesoriero, now EVP of PR at Def Jam. Taylor’s PR person is a woman named TREE PAINE, and before that, her whole career was handled by Paula Erickson—both at independent PR firms.…

Also: Raheem Sterling is trash and should be stapled to the bench. I don’t understand why people rate him.

I miss Vlad

I think we’re acknowledging the facts:

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

Gelflings were cute tho

I was on a plane when Janel Maloney forgot Rob Lowe’s name, and laughed so hard at least three rows turned to look. And then when Richard did it? And Josh kept teasing him about it throughout the episode? Gold.

richard’s episode was INCREDIBLY touching. listening to him cry over his work really moved me

BRING ME THE FINEST MUFFINS IN ALL THE LAND

Obligatory.

Stand there in the corner and be wrong.