There’s a bit of irony in people thinking “ghetto” belongs to the black community.

Both of those images are photoshopped. This is the original photo of our svelte and healthy President:

They make women think they are places to get healthcare or even an abortion, then bait-and-switch them and give them incorrect medical information. So, no, this is not a both sides thing.

[FARTS]

There’s a surprisingly big overlap between the people who believe aborting a fetus is murder and those who have no problem with sending mentally ill people to death row and defund health care for cancer patients. So. Screw those.

“As of today, I am directing my head of EPA Scott Pruitt to shut off the wind. Scott, who’s doing a tremendous job, by the way, will be backed up by my generals and the full force of our underfunded but very powerful military. This wind is a menace and must be stopped so America can be great again. Thank you, thank…

What’s next? A wall to keep all the delicious children out?

I think you’re being too rash in your judgement here. Some of them cover themselves with jam, taunting us.

It’s a pity Mrs Merton is no longer with us for an interview…

Do you think this is why Vanessa’s divorcing him, because she came into the bathroom to watch her husband on his hands and knees with a blonde wig saying “daddy” while Dotard’s belly rested on his ba... and I’ve just thrown up in my mouth a little.

this is dark magic and i demand to know whether jose weighs the same as a duck

My fav is the Asian lady down and to the right from him, using both her hands. Why? Because when I think of angry football fan, Asian Lady is the last thing I’m thinking of.

“You’re correct.... Sorry for the confusion.”

Nice sarcasm to avoid actually admitting that you did, in fact, utterly butcher the story YOU CHOSE to make some your point (such as it was).

Dag you missed the entire point of the scorpion story. The scorpion stings the frog when they are halfway across the river. The frogs turns to the scorpion and says “Why would you do that, now we both going to drown “, the scorpion shrugs and says “Its just my nature”. The point is the frog foolishly believed the…

Wait, wait, WAIT.... that orange dipshit said “two of my daughters...” not “my two daughters...” does that mean that there are other daughters out there we don’t know about?

This dude is pretty boss. You could say he’s...