Even my Pixar reference was out of date. But who can’t relate to Jake?

Thank you!

Truly. When the primary season’s shit show went into effect, everyone was like, “COME BACK, JON STEWART! ONLY YOU CAN SAVE US!”

I didn’t understand “delete your account.” I thought it was more serious than it apparently is.

unless he buys his own line of suits.

Sam Bee is a goddess.

SAM BEE WITH THE KNOCKOUT.

I don’t think “prejudice” is quite the right word. We’ve all had many years now to fairly judge the quality of MLS.

I just watched this movie for the first time a couple weeks ago— it’s a goddamn masterpiece.

oh she is the worst! I’ve hated her since she was on Joan Rivers’ talk show ages ago and she was awful on I’m a Celeb.

Nutritionist. Gillian McKeith is most definitely not a certified dietician!

The seagull in this gif is my hero.

Whoa there.

Smiling ia overrated, plus premature wrinkles

@Gabby Sidibe: My wife was taken out with forceps after her mother was in labor for 7 days. (The hospital, in the USSR, made my MIL sign a waiver of liability if her child was stillborn.) As a result she’s been accused of RBF because there’s a dent in her forehead that makes her eyebrows point slightly down. Plus,…

He’s being a complete cunt on Amazon Prime. This is just a win/win, Jeremy Clarkson hurt himself and Piers Morgan got punched in the face. Both utter cunts.

Samantha Bee is a gorram national treasure. TBS needs to free up the show so it can go to HBO, where for one hour a week Oliver and Bee can make us laugh, tell us what’s fucked up, and how to fix it. A Samantha Bee/John Oliver hour would certainly help us all survive President Drumpf.