I can only imagine fleeing for safety with my child in my arms and some motherfucking asshat tripping me on purpose. Un. Fucking. Believable.
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If this were America a Go fund me would have been promptly set up. And she’s blond?!?!?!? Fox News would have been blowing up her phone before she even had a chance to put an ice pack on her sore ankles. Fucker
At the moment she was tripping those people she was, to me, the worst person in the world. Just in that moment only. She was. Yep.
Dear god, if there was ever a time when I wished that “fired” really did mean “out of a cannon, into the sun.”
I am loving this story so much, I just want more. How perfidious and bizarre can this really get? Because history tells us that stuff like this happens first with porn-type applications, then moves on to more regular daily-life activities. What will be the next iteration? Will the LL Bean online catalogue suddenly…
Christ almighty, Tara, that illustration is goddamn perfect. Have you been reading Bitch Planet? Your pink femmebot reminds me so much of the holographic mother figure used to keep order - the perfect picture of a man’s idea of femininity, utterly empty and unyielding.
Even the gorgeous leggy models here couldn’t pull these looks off! The designers found a way to make them look short and dumpy. What hope do the rest of us have? (Answer: self-preservation through not buying any new fashionable clothing for the next 6 months and hoping last year’s fall clothing haven’t fallen apart.)
All terrible examples of what I think of as fashion overshoot. Most people could probably get behind flared jeans again (I remember saying they’d never get me into skinny jean. Time makes fools of us all!) but ankle-length , dip-dyed flares? Someone didn’t know when to say “Stop, this may be too many trends for one…
The buttons have got to go though, they create terrible lumps and folds on even the smoothest waistline... short a-line skirts are very cute, these got wrecked.
Oh hey, jesus-cult fashion is a thing now. Cool.
That’s what I was thinking... but there was still some cute stuff back in the day (I’m sorry, but short skirts and Doc Martins will always be a classic in my tacky teen heart). This stuff looks like the worst of Stitches and Le Chateau had dirty dirty sex and the result was...all of the above :/
Because, as a thirty-some year-old woman, I want to relive middle school?
Boots that try to look like a pair of pumps with some hideous leather stocking is far and away my least favorite trend this fall. Everything else here is borrowed bad fashion, but this...whoever came up with this needs to feel very, very bad about themselves.
I’d wear that to punish someone who wouldn’t stop staring at my tits.
I def had these jeans in, maybe...1995 but the eyelets were on the front not the sides. Lil baby Ms. Stabler was so on trend!
As long as we’re back in the ‘90s, can I have my body back from that decade, too?
No, because clothes from before The Great Uglying still exist.
Arrrrggggg, not the built in bow blouse!!!!!!