My friend did that. They intended to do the party on their 10th anniversary, but ended up doing it near the 8th. Grandma said she was getting older and might not be able to travel if they waited (they did it in their home village in Honduras), so they bumped it up.

I think the only selfie I have ever done as at a D-backs game because my little niece and nephew wanted to tweet it. Not that I am anti- selfie, I just look distressed in every picture so avoid cameras.

He went to Waffle House twice in a week or so. That is bad judgement right there.

I found one on my mascara brush yesterday. How the hell did THAT happen? It is only open for 5 minutes a day and nowhere near where the cat hangs out.

Maybe he is really an alien and afraid Muslims will settle his home planet and impose Sharia law?

But if they go to space they might take over the tides and....nah, who am I kidding? Rush probably doesn’t know the moon influences tides.

I am trying to figure out if I can get a pass to wear something as beautiful as this once because a moron, genocidal, failure who mistook diameter for radius landed here and called us Indians? Doesn’t have to be a wedding or anything. Just one day in such amazing beauty works.

Same reason they are obsessed with women CEO’s child rearing and family structure? “Are you a feminist?” and “How do you raise a family and have X career?” are 2 questions no one asks men

Personally, if I for some reason felt like I had to dodge the word, I would have gone with “I believe that the system needs to be changed to ensure women have the same rights and privileges as men.”

My rule of thumb is if it is in a joint or tendon= BAD BAD BAD. Muscle ache that goes away = keep going

My cousin is a wildland firefighter and her first month on the job the one female manager pulled her aside and told her, “You have two choices. You can be a bitch or a slut on this job. There are no other choices. So pick your story now before they pick it for you.”

My friend did a dim sum buffet and there were take-away containers available for any leftovers guests wanted for late night dim sum urges. Best wedding food ever.

I want a partner who knows our language (even if it is a different dialect), who knows our stories, customs, games, etc.. Who will help me maintain our traditions and make sure our children know them too. And who would be OK living on Tribal lands and just GETS everything without me having to explain. So yeah, it…

Truth! I am not tiny and am pretty fit and when 180 lbs of post orgasmic man collapses on me I can handle it. Mr. LapseJudgement must be built out of spun glass and gossamer

Published authors in the US, I mean. Damn you half finished thoughts

Something like 90% of published authors are white, so what makes you think that?

This would suck for me, “Fat Boy You Take The First Left off the Paved Road Past The Burned Out Trailer Drive Until You Get To Old Man’s House Make a Left and And Then A Right at the Feast House Keep Going Until You See the Cholla Fence Across The Way There Is A Yellow House But Not the Yellow Yellow One The Other One…

So a Fap Truck? Like a food truck for wanking

People can’t still be buying porn? Much less DVD porn, can they?

Or maybe MS-13?