I have never looked at an array of clothing without wanting at least one thing before. And I was even able to find a few things in a “Dickies” catalog. It’s a really strange feeling. (I wonder if “randilyn” would have had more luck? basic as she is...?)

It's like someone found a box of McCall's patterns from the 70's in their grandparents' attic and decided to make every single one of them.

every store wants us to dress like blind Annie Hall extras

This would make an excellent piece in a peter pan costume...

They do realize that she wasn’t jailed for living out her Christian faith, right?

The amount of people who think their rights are being stripped away because we’ve “become an anti-Christian nation” is baffling. The only “right” that’s been taken away here is the right to deny same-sex couples marriage licenses. That’s it.

“Five out of six clerk deputies let go, ‘budget cuts’ cited, ‘Hey Mom’ last remaining deputy quoted saying.

She’s loving every second of this. She gets to be a martyr, so she’ll drag this out for as long as she can

She claimed to be “willing to stay in...jail as long as it takes for her to win back her constitutional rights not just for her but for Americans of all faiths.”

Shower karaoke is like 80% of the reason I like bathing at all

I realize this may seem nitpicky, but for the sake of accuracy anyway, the shampoo costs $15 not $40. The shampoo and bodywash that they sell does not actually have the live bacteria in them, they have been specifically formulated to be effective at cleaning while not harming or killing the beneficial bacteria which…

Come on, he totally looks hygienic. I always take grooming advice from guys who look like monty python hermits.

I’ve been using it for several months now. I still get in the shower but I don’t use soap. I had stopped using shampoo a long time ago (naturally curly hair). I have used soap sparingly, mostly when I’ve had to slather myself in sunscreen. But I have to say, I really love this stuff. My skin is much happier.

5-8 Gawker staffers need to conduct this experiment. And not just for a few days. Like a month. Maybe reward the person who can go the longest with vacation days.

“Unfortunately, the conference in Handeloh has severely damaged the image of the alternative medicine profession....”

Well, at least we can claim the first documented incident of homeopathy having an actual effect.

I’m making a joke about homeopathy, which preaches that the more you dilute a substance, the more powerful it is. Which is insane.

that was some vivid conference

“Heilpraktikers”

The homeopaths were rescued after they were seen rolling around in a field near their hotel, gibbering incoherently.