I will never understand what it is about this chromed out Suburban that people find appealing.

Lexus IS looks good maaaybe with some beer goggles. But over time that gaping maw gets to you. The shapes just don’t agree.

Yeah... uh, no.

Neutral: Know anyone that bought Ferrari stock yet?

COTD.

related, I was late for an appointment once as I didn’t understand an american expression of time

upon finding out I was a foreigner, my USA driving instructor felt it was his job to educate me on the essentials of racism.

It looks like this:

Family’s revenge.

Your alarm clock just arrived:

So you’ll believe it when they seal it?

ARE YOU SUGGESTING A BMW328IXDRIVEGRANDCOUPEACTIVEHYBRIDSULEV IS DIFFICULT TO REMEMBER OR UNDERSTAND? CAN YOU NOT INSTANTLY DECERN WHAT AN INFINITY G40IS FROM THE NAME???

Best piece of prose by far

It’s got the WIFI right? That means my horrible children will stop bothering me if I purchase this car right? What is its Bear Proof Rating (BPR)?

Re: Crossfire section

“Busy Idaho Freeway During Rush Hour”