DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT SAFETY

I'm pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

No driver feedback? Please, its grounded to the ground.

I thought that first one was a Lexus design study.

no longer are they known as cars for hairdressers

I've never thought of the Jetta as a chick car. Unreliable car? Definitely. But chick car? Nah.

Never. He dissolves in water.

They're activated by the turn signal stalk. That's why they don't bother putting them on BMW's.

but since the Ambassador has been in production with exactly the same body style since Pythagoras was in diapers

Man, date night must've been awkward...

RS6!

Is there anything better than a fast sedan?

Driven exclusively by accountants.

I once went to a dealership on a Sunday when they were closed and there weren't any salespeople around. That was a pretty great experience.

from another angle

Remember, you're replacing those part with more of the same that are just as likely to break...

My favorite Range Rover story (and the one that sums up my whole ownership experience with the brand) was when we were picking up our brand-new '00 model from the dealer. It was late evening after the dealer completed the…

- One forty-five caliber automatic

The addition of speedbumps every hundred yards ought to do it...