He's happy he has a boner again!

The Porsche 911 is a pretty bad copy of its original self:

What was that bro? I can't hear you over the sound of SEX.

The car you just got a ticket in....

This one!

oh the Horn.... brings back memories of driving in India. My Dad got a brand new Maruti-Suzuki Zen and then a week later, he went on a business trip. Me being me, went and installed a three pipe Stebel air horn in the thing and then went to pick him up at the airport when he got back. I forgot to tell those guys to…

nothing is better than VAG

There's no issue. He just wants us all to know that he's a dick.

I already did, they were too drunk to care.

Damnit, Torch.

You mean Felipe'd over?

What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

"Prius Plug-In Annihilates 21 Minute Mark on the 'Ring"

The need to call their car the F150 to troll Ferrari.

Put some truck nuts on it and you can be the only Deutchbag in the country.

and they say Audis don't last

Suzuki Cappuccino, i love that little thing!

Ford then announced the color options for the Mustang in China

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."